The Hiking Trail to Inspiration Point Is Closed Indefinitely

••• Ann Picciuto, owner of the Glamour House lingerie boutique in Montecito’s Upper Village, is putting the 55-year-old business up for sale, according to an ad in the Montecito Journal. “Financially qualified, serious buyers only” should contact her at 805-969-5285.

••• The Riviera Theatre is offering an online rental of The Wild Goose Lake for $12. “From acclaimed director Diao Yinan, The Wild Goose Lake is the eagerly anticipated follow-up to his 2014 Berlinale winning neo-noir Black Coal, Thin Ice. […] When small-time mob leader Zhou Zenong (Chinese superstar Hu Ge) accidentally kills a cop, a dead-or-alive bounty is placed on his head, forcing him on the lam from both the police as well as dangerous gangsters out for the reward. Hiding out in China’s densely populated (and deeply divided) Wuhan province, Zhou becomes entangled with a beautiful, enigmatic woman, who has mysterious intentions of her own.” Wuhan, eh? Timely choice.

••• The Santa Barbara Botanic Garden has closed.

••• Southern California Edison announced in an Instagram ad (?!) that—well, read it for yourself.

••• The Montecito Group at Coldwell Banker has the seven-bedroom farmhouse at 5950 Casitas Pass Road in Carp for rent for $12,500 per month. Photos here. Most notable: “Beyond the lawns and gardens of the house are the eponymous roses… over 20,000 of 200 varieties, all fragrant and in bloom from April through December each year.”

••• Need something good to look forward to? Buy a gift card from Hawk on Hand Falconry Experiences in L.A. I think we could all use a good cuddle with an owl.