It’s Just Like Being Outside

Thank goodness for homeowners’ quirks—looking at real estate would be a lot less fun without them. Above: the indoor-outdoor lifestyle.

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Been waiting long?

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D-E-S-P-A-I-R for ten points.

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But does it vibrate?

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The paranoiac’s bedroom.

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Color me baffled.

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Nothing says “pool party” like a sad, lonely child.

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Why give your family ideas?

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Meanwhile, in suburban Tahiti….

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It was just a flesh wound.

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What’s the opposite of staging?

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More “Interesting Choices”
••• Check All Sharp Objects at the Door
••• I Spy… Homer Simpson!
••• Cooking With the Smurfs
••• Please Don’t Splash the Art

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